Motherhood Quotations - Part II

Some more heart-warming motherhood quotations. If in case you're into scrapbooking, digital or paper, the following quotes would be of great help to spice up your layouts.

"I suffer from M.A.D.D. - Mommy Attention Deficit Disorder." ~Raenita

"The phrase " working mother " is redundant." ~Jane Sellman

"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard" ~ Author Unknown

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." ~William D. Tammelus

"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."
~ Author Unknown

"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
~ Lisa Alther

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. "
~Peter De Vries

"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
~Milton Berle

"I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom." ~Roseanne Barr

"It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."
~The Golden Girls

"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."
~ John Fiebig

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."
~Unknown

"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
~Ed Asner

"By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class."
~Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Resource: More mom quotes at Nannydeprived.com.